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While this isn’t the first-time that Seabreacher has introduced a trailblazing, adrenaline-gushing, limit-pressing submersible water vehicle, this is by far their most extreme creation yet. The Seabreacher X starts where the Seabreacher J left off. Now with a Shark-inspired body rather than that of a dolphin, the Seabreacher X boosts the performance with a 260hp supercharged engine, allowing the vehicle to travel at speeds of 50 mph on the surface and 25 mph underwater. The Seabreacher is capable of jumping... Continue reading

We thought stories of such creatures were only myths. Clever ploys devised to sell t-shirts. But, oh, how wrong we were. Here is photographic proof that the reign of humans as masters of the universe will soon be coming to an abrupt end. I just hope they don’t know the cheat code for infinite ammo. God help us. Link

The great outdoors is typically not a friend of us geeks. First off, there’s no electricity, which means no internet, no phone charging, no morning cartoons and most importantly, no charging of our vibrating butt plug. And if that’s not enough to deter you from a camping trip, there’s the fact that geeks seem to be bug magnets. It must be something in our perfect genes that attracts mosquitoes to our blood. But if we must go slumming in the... Continue reading

No, I wasn’t kidding. In pretty much every epic battle print I’ve seen featuring a shark, the shark is getting owned, whether it be by an iron-fisted nun or Batman wielding a lightsaber. But then again, I guess the shark really hasn’t had a fair fight. The wrath of God and the Force aren’t really something any creature should mess with. Don’t worry sharky, you’ll have your day. Link

What happens when you put an iron-fisted nun, a hungry shark and a heartless robot together in one room? Violence and mayhem. While we’ve seen our share of epic battles in the past, this is our first three-way battle. The robot seems to be sort of waiting it out in the back, waiting for his other two opponents to weaken. And then? He’ll strike! Robo-man has got this completely under control. He’s just gotta watch out for that nun’s hidden... Continue reading

The weirdest high five ever might also be the coolest. AND… it’s available on a hoodie, of course, for $38. The high five is so weird and so rare that explosions randomly occur in the background when it happens. Hyperbole is the best thing ever. Link [via]

The Coppertone girl would have been in some serious trouble if instead of a cute little black doggy, there was a very hungry shark targeting his teeth for her buttocks. The Shark! Bean Bag Chair illustrates what it might have looked like had the Coppertone girl been in the ocean, rather than on the beach. There’s nothing more comfortable than two rows of razor sharp teeth digging into your body. Take a seat and relax, please. Good thing sharks are... Continue reading

Vaginas aren’t the only genitals that can grow teeth. Watch out ladies, my penis is very hungry. Hope you’re not bleeding! Sharks can sense that you know. The Man Shark is basically a cock-ring with jagged (albeit, gentle) teeth, creating the illusion of the dreaded cockious sharkus. If you want to scare off almost any girl, this is a perfect way of doing it. Link

Have $26? Want to get your kid a present that’s both educational and incredibly badass? Pick up this anatomically correct model of a shark. I believe it’s a Great White. It has 20 removable body parts that you can remove and put back similar to a puzzle. Cheesy violin sounds not included. Link

I gotta tell ya. I keep getting more and more convinced that I should take up knitting or sewing, or maybe both. But then I remember that I don’t wear my hair in a bun and my bowel movements are still consistently solid. Sorry, grandma. This awesome Shark Attack Hat makes reality look like a scene out of a low budget sequel to Jaws (and there has been some doosies.) Yay for carnage and terror! Link