Have you ever wondered how Stormtroopers spend their free time? Apparently they do more than prance around in fruity outfits. This massive collection of photos over at Fresh Pics gives us an insider’s look at the secret lives of Stormtroopers.
Looks like the dark side has a don’t ask, don’t tell policy.
Even Mario loves making some extra bling bling on the side. And that’s exactly what you get in those secret warp levels in Super Mario Bros. (if you’ve ever seriously played the game you know what I’m talking about). Just take a jump down the right pipe and profit.
These excellent and super stylish Warp Zone socks remind you that there’s always ways to score a little cash on the side, especially when leaping around on platforms in the sewers. According to the product page these socks sold out in a flash (not surprising for only $11.99), but you can check back frequently to see if their back on the shelves.
In the days of the Cold War, espionage was a big deal. This was back when spy bots didn’t exist and spies relied on obtaining information personally. If you weren’t a spy, you might as well have swallowed cyanide because during the Cold War everyone was a spy. That’s why Brian Dereu wants to cash in on spy-wannabes everywhere. He’s started a new business selling hollow spy coins for 20 bucks a pop.
It’s a coin that’s been hollowed out so you can covertly transport secret messages, suicide poisons, microfilms and maybe even drugs. Hell, if you’re dropping a twenty dollar bill on nothing more than a coin, you’ll have to do some smuggling with it to make up for your loss.
LED lights are truly awesome. And not just because they’re adorably small and glow in pretty hues. Mostly, it’s because you can use them to create magic messages in the air using rapid movement. We’ve seen it before, though in the form of a LED Magic Wand. But what’s the fun in just moving your hand back and forth like an idiot? Don’t answer that you dirty, dirty geek, you.
The LED Jump Rope allows you to jump for joy as you display your secret message. If you use the jump rope as some freaky-deaky mating ritual, you can also get a chance to showcase your athletic prowess with your continual jumping. But we’re not quite sure if the message “Please mate with me” will hit it off with the opposite sex.
