Sperm Powered Nanobots? I Offer My Services As A Fuel Tank

What would you say if we told you that scientists believe that future nanobots might be powered by the energetic little baby makers which live in the darkness of your scrotum? In fact, researchers have issued a preliminary report that states that sperm might be the perfect fuel to light a fire in the asses of nanobots.
A research project revealed that a solution for fueling the multitudes of nanobots that are sure to be used in the future, could be using one of the most wasted products in the world. Sperm, of course. Why impregnate tissues and bed sheets with the stuff when we could be supplying the future with a productive fuel? Will a naughty nurse be aiding in our fuel supply efforts? — Andrew Dobrow


