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This video offers ironclad definitive proof (it IS on the internet, and as you know, everything on the internet is true) that Michael Jackson had a helping hand in composing the music for Sonic the Hedgehog 3. Please excuse the crappy introduction song. Not our video and sadly our mind-control device is in the shop, so we couldn’t alter the video creators taste before he completed he craptastic intro. And if he didn’t have a helping hand, one of them... Continue reading

For those not familiar with the 1979 Atari classic Asteroids, let me be the first to inform you: it’s about as hardcore as classic gaming gets. It’s an increasingly difficult game that tests the player’s reflexes, reaction time and nerves. The most difficult aspect of the game is either controlling the momentum of the player’s spaceship so you don’t crash into asteroids, or defending against little flying saucers. I hate those little flying saucers.

The Japanese underwear company known as Triumph (Triumph International Japan Ltd. to be exact) will never out-do themselves on this one. This astroturf-like bikini may be marketed for the Autumn-Winter collection of Triumph, but who else would be more willing to keep score of a beach volleyball game in the summer? Well, if you happen to see someone wearing this (which isn’t likely) then no one would be more qualified to keep score. The underwear is equipped with solar panels... Continue reading