Believe it or not, this is only the second most terrifying Last Supper ever. That’s right, an image of zombies gnawing on Jesus is the runner up. What the hell has the world come to?
Also on the menu was cupcakes and shots. Sounds like a party!
Originally called “Flamingos with Fricken Laser Beams,” you too can create your very own Halloween-themed lawn flamingo of doom with this helpful phototutorial. The “fricken laser beams” title is slightly misleading as the doom flamingo has LED eyes rather than fricken’ laser beams. But either way, the eyes do glow.
Ok, but what about the lawn gnomes of destruction?
Coulrophobics heed my warning and lay your poor, pitiful heads into my bosom. Quick, cover your face. This is not for children’s eyes.
That’s right. All three Jokers are present. Beat that Lovecraft.
Update: It appears this species of fish is known as a Sheepshead. Google Images has more pics of this incredible and bizarre creature. (Thanks commenter Matt for this discovery!)
Still yet to be identified, this unknown species of fish appears to have humanoid-like teeth.
And apparently they also have great dental coverage. I’ve seen worse looking teeth on humans who brush daily. Check out some more photographic evidence after the jump. What’s your call on this one? Real? Fake? Shopped? Sexy?
Halloween is upon us, so we’re keeping our eyes peeled for some spooky home decorations that will surely scare the kids. What could be more frightening than pumpkin carvings of your favorite (or least favorite) politicians? Nothing comes to mind.
These “campaign-o-lanterns” offer a slew of PDFs you can use to begin carving your political pumpkins. I don’t know about you, but a Sarah Palin pumpkin would scare the shit out of of me. Not crazy about politicians? How about their wives? Both Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama are also included in the package. Scare both liberals and conservatives showing up for candy at your doorstep. That’s killing two birds with one stone.
Need that extra flair to add spunk to your upcoming Halloween bash in two months? How about a flying skull that, once attached to the ceiling, will fly in circles as it chomps away at the air. It’s on clearance for a measly $6, so now is a better time than ever to snag one for your party. It’ll go great with a garden zombie and a bloody Wii that’ll complete the “spooktacular” look you go for every October.
This thing looks oddly familiar, though. Where have I seen it before? Oh! It’s from Nightmare On Elm Street for the Nintendo. When you fall asleep the bats turn into flying skulls, just like this one! Hit the jump to see what I mean.
Centipedes are fucking gross. They squirm around on the floor and scare the shit out of chicks. I’d say a centipede is good for nothing except shitty ’80s video games but I’d be wrong. Seems there is a freaky centipede-inspired lamp you can own for $2600. I can’t tell how big the actual lamp is because the photo has nothing in the foreground for scale but one thing’s for sure: you are not getting laid with this thing next to your bed.
Great job. You’ve just killed yourself in a freak cheese grating accident, and now your ghost has no nuts to show for it. Awesome. What to do now? Well, you can always go check your hair in the mirror. Oh, wait! Ghost’s don’t have reflections!
The Ghost Mirror uses some weird magic powers or trick of perspective (one or the other), to give you an early taste of how frustrating it must be to be wandering around in Limbo. The mirror is described as follows: “In this mirror, the observer can see the reflection of his surroundings and yet he is never able to see himself.”
Left to haunt a house for eternity, yet unable to make sure you don’t have a boo-ger hanging. Get it? Boo-ger!
Everyone knows that bike helmets are made to protect your head in case you were to take a fall off of your two-wheeled monster. This Skull Helmet takes the “skull” part literally, designed to look like an actual scary black skull.
We hate when we hop for a ride on our bike and our neighbors dogs take chase after us, maybe thinking we are some weird sort of bike running prey. The Skull Helmet should scare the hell out of the pets in question, while keeping you safe in the process. The helmet even has a Michael Jackson-esque hollow nose hole, so you can still breathe freely. — Andrew Dobrow
