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There’s almost no way to tell your computer’s sexual history if you don’t have the money to fork out for a full diagnostics screening. Especially if you happen to purchase it off eBay or refurbished through a company. Sure, they might say it was thoroughly checked. But you never know what might slip though the crack and let me tell you, the digital herp is no fun. The Condom Mousepad protects against all BTDs (browsing transmitted diseases), including the dreaded... Continue reading

Face it. Your couch is a dirty, dirty whore. It took literally days for every piece of furniture in your house to mysteriously come down with herpes once your couch entered into the picture. What a hussy. Thankfully, the Lifestyles Condom Pillow and Blanket pair keep you safe from contracting any potential furniture-to-human transmittable diseases. Slip inside the safe enclosure of your very own condom blanket, insulated for her pleasure. Link [via]

Keeping your condoms in your wallet isn’t always the smartest thing to do. Sure, it provides quick access whenever you might need one, but the constant folding and battering of the wallet is sure to cause some leakage issues. And that just isn’t going to work. This concept Belt Buckle design includes a special hidden sliding compartment made to hold your condoms. The Belt Buckle clips on to any belt and ensures your always prepared, whether it be at home... Continue reading

While I’m shopping for condoms with my fiancee, I put on a strong front. I make sure to announce in a loud voice that we are looking for the Magnum condoms, even though we need nothing of the sort. Shameful, I know, but hey, I’m a man. This 0.6 inch condom was used to promote safe-sex to young people and apparently midgets and mice. Though it looks like it could serve as awesome revenge for our exes. “Yup, this is... Continue reading

Co-worker a huge dick? Get him back this holiday season at the company’s holiday party. These condoms don’t actually contain a rubber but instead have a bunch of paper clips inside. Loudly announce to your co-workers that you think your co-worker left his set of condoms on his desk, flashing the paper clip set around for all to see. He’ll be embarrassed, until he realizes he’s been screwed over by a set of paper clips. It’s OK. He’ll use them... Continue reading