Gearfuse

Keeping your condoms in your wallet isn’t always the smartest thing to do. Sure, it provides quick access whenever you might need one, but the constant folding and battering of the wallet is sure to cause some leakage issues. And that just isn’t going to work.

This concept Belt Buckle design includes a special hidden sliding compartment made to hold your condoms. The Belt Buckle clips on to any belt and ensures your always prepared, whether it be at home or a public toilet.

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While I’m shopping for condoms with my fiancee, I put on a strong front. I make sure to announce in a loud voice that we are looking for the Magnum condoms, even though we need nothing of the sort. Shameful, I know, but hey, I’m a man.

This 0.6 inch condom was used to promote safe-sex to young people and apparently midgets and mice. Though it looks like it could serve as awesome revenge for our exes. “Yup, this is what he had to wear!” Keep her away from these. Just to be safe.

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Co-worker a huge dick? Get him back this holiday season at the company’s holiday party. These condoms don’t actually contain a rubber but instead have a bunch of paper clips inside. Loudly announce to your co-workers that you think your co-worker left his set of condoms on his desk, flashing the paper clip set around for all to see. He’ll be embarrassed, until he realizes he’s been screwed over by a set of paper clips. It’s OK. He’ll use them for filing the extra reports he now has to do.

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