Much like half of the ambiguously gay duo of Burt and Ernie from Sesame Street loved their rubber ducky, many children still use the classic rubber ducky as a must-have bath toy. How about this awesome R/C Bath Duck toy? Forget about hand play and imagination, we want real mobility!

A five minute charge of the duck device will give you 15 minutes of fowl-themed remote controlled quackers fun. Just enough time for you to get a satisfactory amount of finger pruning. Get your own for $30. Battle it out with the R/C Steam Tank for some epic monster truck fun. — Andrew Dobrow

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Here is a product of an item that showcases the overuse of geekiness. The Darth Duck Fadar is a totally useless flashing rubber ducky which glorifies such habits as placing blinking electronics in water. Not a good idea under any other circumstance. Evil ducky’s seems to be the new black.

The Darth Duck starts blinking LED illumination lights when the evil duck is in contact with water. Knowing some Star Wars fans, many lose many days of bathing because of their inability to drop their Darth collectibles so they can jump in the shower. Just use caution in a house with children. You don’t want your kid going into the shower with the toaster thinking it’s safe. I, for one, would feel uncomfortable with Darth Vader watching me bathe. Available now for £6.49 ($12). — Andrew Dobrow

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We spotted this Quackers Punk Duck and fell in love. It’s such a nice remake of the traditional yellow rubber ducky made famous from Ernie on Sesame Street. This duck wouldn’t put up with Ernie’s crap. The movement that turned a generation into rebels has created something so much more worth while. Novelty ducks! Complete with spiked choker necklace, a silver mohawk, and a bitchy expression.

Spice up bath time with the Quackers Punk Duck for £5.99 from Totally Funky. Just make sure the little rascal doesn’t spit in your face or start calling you a “wanker”. — Andrew Dobrow

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