Gearfuse

Well, we humans had a nice run. It was fun while it lasted. I, for one, welcome our new fire-breathing baby robot overlords.

This 7-meter tall aluminum fire-breathing baby robot named Giant Torayan, the creation of one Kenji Yanobe, debuted in Roppongi tonight, slaying every woman and child in its path. Why not the men, you ask? It harvests the men as sex slaves so it can spawn robosapian fire-breathing offspring. *sprays breath mint solution into mouth* …Oh, no! I am terrified. (Jackpot!)

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Here’s a story for all of you robosexuals. Apparently, the Japanese thought it would be a good idea to program a giant horny robot to feel simulations of human emotion, such as love, and as we now can see, evil sin and perversion. This love-bot had the gall to trap an innocent women, who just happened to be “testing [the bot's] systems and loading new software routines,” several hours a day, if you know what I mean, *wink* *wink*, but no really, she’s just some programming intern, and forced her to give him multiple hugs and orgasms.

When the Japanese installed the software which allowed the robot to feel pure and unadulterated monkey lust, apparently they forgot to add the coding which translates to “no means no.” I mean, how do these things work? Do they have a rape on/off switch or what? Would you make consensual love with a rapist robot?

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