Looking for that perfect accessory to accompany your Polaroid Pendant? Straight from the depths of Etsy comes this awesome Polaroid “Good Time” ring which constantly reminds us of our instant photography past. Before the time of point-and-shoot and easy preview LCD’s there was only the Polaroid.
Replace the image with any graphic you desire. The seller has chosen a sheep-goat-cow-ram thingy for posterity reasons. What sort of friggen’ animal is that anyway?
Don’t leave this ring behind if you’re planning on committing a crime. The inside of the ring is engraved with your own unique fingerprint, or at least a portion of it.
Etsy user fabuluster will send you an impression kit in the mail. After you send back an impression of your fingerprints, fabuluster creates your ring. You can’t get a piece of jewelry much more unique, but personalized, than this.
The Paris ring features the famous European skyline of the city of Paris, wrapped around your very own finger. Rose, white and yellow 18k gold icons of Paris sit upon a single shank and ring.
Hipster bros are going to be all over this in a few weeks, which will totally eliminate any chance of being unique, so if you wanna grab it before it’s the “cool” thing, you better do it now.
Never mess with a chef’s oven when he isn’t looking or you might get yo’ face tenderized, fool. Cooking is serious business. Sometimes you’ve gotta show a punk who’s in charge.
Ken Goldman’s Meat Tenderizer Ring has a dual function; weapon and tool of the trade.
Say you and your Halo-loving girlfriend want to take that next step in your relationship. The holy union of Halo companionship is unbreakable by most any trolling. It’s a proposal she won’t be able to refuse.
The $175 Halo ring, inspired by Master Chief’s Mark IV Spartan helmet, isn’t what you’d call cheap, but it is a lot cheaper than a diamond, and potentially just as precious. Hey dude, if she doesn’t dig this as much as a diamond than she doesn’t deserve you!
The Clawhammer is actually designed to be a banjo pick, but why set limitations? A tool of this caliber can be used for such a variety of tasks that they are hardly worth mentioning. But I’ll mention them anyway.
The Clawhammer could easily be used for causing light scratches on your enemies, itching that one spot between your ass and your scrot, picking stringed instruments that aren’t banjos, pretending you’re a warlock… the list really goes on and on.
Look, I’m not what you might call a hipster, unless sitting around in your pajamas all day is considered hip these days. But I do like to get a little flashy when I get all dolled up to go out.
Slip a digit into one of the four World Landmark Rings, which bear the idol of the Leaning Tower, Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower and the Space Needle. Wear all four at once if you desire. They also looks like it could cause a significant amount of pain if applied with just enough pressure to the balls.
As far as manly jewelry goes, you don’t see many candidates. People try, they really do. But most of the results are unisex at best. This 12-point Wrench Ring oozes of testosterone, down to its silver finish.
It’s not quiet clear whether you can use the ring for anything manly, like repairing your muscle car or cleaning out your sink’s pipes (and remember kids, ass crack is mandatory), but keep this ring in your toolbox, just for the hell of it. You never know when a cutie will be walking past your construction site. For those moments, you’ll have an extra touch of class waiting for you.
Getting poked in the eye sucks. Having your eye worn on the finger of some hipster sucks even worse. The Blinking Eye Ring seems like the perfect fashion statement for anyone who wants to seem more intellectual and artsy than they actually are. “The eye stands for like, inner-vision and peace, or something, bro.” Just remember, there’s no ‘eye’ in loner.
Much like the eye of a toy doll, the Blinking Eye Ring opens when held in a vertical position and closes when held horizontally. While Ginga Squid seems to be out of stock of the rings at the moment, you can purchase your very own creepy product of existentialism for $130 when they’re back in stock. More pics after the jump.
This ring is so pimp, like a geeky version of Xzibit, or whoever the kids are listening to these days. The 1981 ‘ATARI Ring’ is, as you might be able to guess from the title, a replica of the original chip used in the ATARI gaming system. 18 gold karats of geekdom.
While most men would much rather be playing ATARI than wearing the console’s chip on their finger, we still think this ring is pretty sexy. Dare we say, dope? Yeah, son. More photo love after the jumperoni. (more…)
