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So, here’s the story. Resident Evil 4 was briefly released in the Japanese Apple App Store a while back, but was pulled pretty quickly after. As it turns out, the zombie slaying game has now been released back into the wild of the App Store, and this time, its for good.

You can grab Resident Evil 4 for $7.99 from the Apple iTunes App Store. The game was originally released on Nintendo Gamecube in 2005. Since then it has expanded to other platforms. And now, zombie slaughtering is playable right from your iPhone. Win. Check out a video preview and another screenshot after the jump.

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Don’t let outward appearances misguide you. This simple Capcom Resident Evil shirt from Comic-Con might seem like a harmless plug for a video game, but flip the shirt over your face, half Cornholio-style, and  you might be mistaken as a zombie on the prowl.

Brains aren’t for everyone, but somebody’s gotta do it. It’s the circle of undead.

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My Little Zombie Pony uses her saccharine cutesy-ness to distract you just long enough for you not to realize she is feasting on your brain. BRAAAAINNNNS! Or is it bray-ns?

If Crystal’s Pony Tale ever merged with Resident Evil, it would look something like this.

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“Barry! Where’s Barry?!?!”

If you recognize that quote, you, the master of all things lockpicking, is a big Resident Evil fan. As with most video game series, the original is always the best. So if you lost your old PSX copy of Resident Evil: Director’s Cut, have no fear. Capcom will be releasing the Director’s Cut version of the game on the Playstation Network this week. For $9.99, you can relive classic moments like the Tyrant battle, the terrible voice acting and of course, the massive amount of red herbs lying around the mansion.

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Consider yourself a true Resident Evil fan? Did you change your name to Albert Wesker? If you consider yourself the “master of all lockpicking,” then break out that credit card and get ready to drain your bank account. Some dude on eBay is selling a bunch of official Biohazard/Resident Evil apparel and it won’t come cheap. You’ll find vests from Code Veronica going for $710 and plenty of Raccoon City Police Department attire to match (in both price and style). What gives? Where’s Leon Kennedy’s gear at?

Very cool, but nobody is going to dish out this kind of money during a recession. You can tell this is the real deal, though; just check out that horrible Engrish on the label!
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Have you played any of the games in the Resident Evil series? No? Then skip to another post.

For the rest of us, ThinkGeek is offering up an umbrella that would make Leon shit his pants with fear any day of the week. It’s a sturdy red and white umbrella that resembles the logo of the Umbrella Corporation. You know, the same one that created the T-Virus that wiped out Raccoon City. Classy. It can be yours for a mere $15 but the sex you’ll get from using it is priceless. And by priceless, I mean nothing.

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