The days of slapping magnets all over your refrigerator are thankfully over with the Jot Dry-Erase Refrigerator.  Leave messages, reminders, chores or just doodle right in the privacy of your own kitchen. Is someone drinking from the milk carton? Tell them to “Fuck off!” with one of the many colored dry-erase markers included.  Has the cheese gone bad? Leave a warning to your friends and family so no one is stuck cutting the proverbial cheese. At $549, you’ve got to ask yourself: what are you willing to pay to express yourself?

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Having a vending machine in your home might not be the most practical of solutions for serving yourself and friends some cold beverages, but it’s a nice alternative to your typical white and bare refrigerator. All you have to do is fill up the machine with 12 cans of your favorite icy brew (soda, of course). Just press a button when you want one.

Like most merchant vending machines, you won’t need any money to get your soda out of here, but if your really scrimping for change you can charge your friends a few bucks for vending access. That is, if you are a cheap prick. Available now for $159.95. — Andrew Dobrow

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Pool parties are really fun until that igloo cooler that holds 6 drinks is empty and you have to go back in the house, soaking wet, just to get 6 more drinks. The Electric Party Refrigerator will remove the worry of ruining that expensive hardwood floor; this portable refrigerator can hold massive amounts of drinks right where the party is bumping. This roomy “watering holeâ€? can hold 72 12 oz…sodas, 48…IBC root beers, or 36 bottles of…sparkling cider. What’s technical about this party-saver is the ability to control the temperature for the specific needs of your drinks. There are two baskets on the exterior to hold fruit or more drinks, and if you’re 21+, you can use the 2 included cutting boards to prepare fruit or put your wine in the 2 external wine caddies. If you’re not quite able to drink yet, you can still prepare fruit, but leave the wine in your parent’s wine cellar. The cooler will stay cool even if the lid is left open at a party; you can’t blame the drunk guy for not closing it (he probably doesn’t even know where he is). If you have a lot of parties at your house, dish out the $500 for the Electric Party Refrigerator; otherwise, stick with the cheap ice chests from Target. — Nick Rice

Electric Party Refrigerator [via Newlaunches]