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I don’t know why people feel the need to stand-out like a sore thumb, and not even in a good way, but an obnoxious, “you look ridiculous” sort of way. Why not wear something classy like the Hello Kitty tuxedo or something neon? The Camouflage Dinner Jacket allows you the opportunity to never have to drop your redneck bravado, even at a fancy dinner party. Is that squirrel I smell? Link [via]

How do rednecks celebrate the holidays? Other than running down wild animals and throwing perfectly good furniture across their lawn, them good ole boys like to take about 3,000 Christmas lights and just wrap ‘em around their prized pick-up. Insert electric generator and voila, instant holiday cheer.