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Audio Couture Ghetto Blaster Bag
Yo, girl! You comin’ from the Bronx? Nah, bitch. I was sleepin’ like a fox. Oh, true. You wanna go shop? Of course, girl! Now watch me pop and lock (and kick it) You know you want to dance You’ve gotta move your feet No more mister nice guy Let’s move it off the street (now kick it) My new purse is a boombox From Audio Couture Pumps out music from my iPod These tunes become my cure (now kick... Continue reading
3-2-1 KICK IT: PARTY RATS!
PARTY RATS IN FULL EFFECT! Verse: Yo what up I’m Vince and I’m here to say That after gettin’ drunk I’m hittin the par-tay Gotta show up in style, get my hot pants on Use a jockstrap to increase the size of my dong Get to the party and I see it’s a rave Can’t show up without a party fave Take off my jeans, put on a party hat All I need now are my PARTY RATS! Chorus: PAR-TY... Continue reading
