Hello, I’m a radiator and I’m hot, not cold. I’m more on the scalding side than the freezing side. Not chilly, but quite warm. In fact, why don’t you just read me.
The Hot Radiator tells you exactly the dealio with its lettered design. It would seem that the letters also turn red when the radiator is on, for extra warning. You might want to teach your slaves kids how to read, like, now. Let’s avoid any unneeded insurance investigations, shall we?
There are few radiators that are worth showing off to your friend. They’re typically boring hunks of metal. There are even less radiators that allow you to build upon with extensions. The Expandable Radiator is like some sort of adult Erector Set, constructing your own design as you go.
We’re hard pressed to find any information about pricing or availability, but something tells us this will not be cheap. The cool thing is that you’ll be able to make your own waffle-like radiator designs. And waffles are fucking awesome. — Andrew Dobrow
