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Have a spending problem? Recession got you in a pinch? Go grab your wallet and your iPhone and I’ll teach you how to kill two things with one stone.

Grab two credit cards from your wallet, preferably the two that still need to be paid off. Good, now get some scissors ’cause you’re cutting these fuckers up. Follow the instructions from TheCase’s Flickr gallery and you’ll have a portable, wallet-sized iPhone stand in no time. No longer will you have to get your hands all sweaty while watching a movie; just whip out your stand and throw down. And your debt? Well, you still have to pay that off but at least now you won’t acquire any more of it.

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Ahhh, the energy drink market. Let’s see, the Brain TonIQ website claims:

Brain Toniq is no marketing gimmick. With 5 to 36 times the amount of active ingredients of any functional beverage on the market, Brain Toniq is the real deal. It provides simple access to the world’s most powerful brain-enhancing botanicals.

The drink has no caffeine, it’s a nootropic (aka brain food) and it’s apparently “good for you.” I have an incredibly hard time believing that but a panel of judges at the Paperboard Packaging Council found that Brain TonIQ is the real deal. The company’s packaging won a Best in Show award for the unique 4-pack design that emulated cans sticking out at each end. I’d really love to try a can of this stuff and see if helps me pay attention any better. Chances are I’ll just chug three cans and have to pee an hour later.

Like Red Bull, Brain TonIQ doesn’t come cheap. 12 cans will run you $36, including shipping.

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Look at those puns! Sexy in her Shitty? Priceless! This blow up doll is supposed to look like SJP and comes with “3 fabulous love holes!” Too fun.

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