I’m sure you and your friends think your ex is a real cunt, but is that any way to talk to a lady? Absolutely not. Alternatively, you could get her this thong. Aside from the fact that a thong just screams class, this one says “YOU ARE VISITOR: 002637″ on the front part. She’ll not only hate you getting it for her, but she’ll also use it to get revenge when your best friend goes to fuck her during your grad party.
Blizzard went all out this year for their April Fool’s day festivities, and I am loving it! Blizzard has released four April Fools’ themed pranks on their official website. Have you heard about the new face-melting Bard hero class in World of Warcraft which integrates Guitar Hero-like gameplay to the MMO? Or how about that Blizzard will be giving WoW the console treatment?
Be sure not to miss the newly announced Tauren marine units for Starcraft II and a new expansion for Diablo II called Loot Pinata! You know there is some fanboy sitting around and believing everyone of these is true. Poor old chap. — Andrew Dobrow
Google never ceases to amaze with their annual April Fool’s antics, and this year, the search giant brings the joke right to their main search page on their Australian domain. Launching a new “service” called gDay, which shows you tommorows search results, before they happen.
We’re sure this will come in handy for those who play the lottery or gamble their savings away at the tracks. It’ll also be fun to use as a spoiler the evening before election day. — Andrew Dobrow
The death of Dungeons And Dragons’ creator Gary Gygax left a void in the nerd community which might never be filled. His death has not only led to the newest edition of the game guide to be a pre-ordered hit, among the top selling books on Amazon, but has led some to conduct their own memorials.
A group of students at MIT have put together a giant sized D20 die, rolling it through the notoriously prank-filled Killian Court of the school’s campus. If you happen to be the type of nerd who struts around with the coolest new devices, you can get a Dungeons And Dragons dice app for your iPhone. — Andrew Dobrow
If you’re one of those trendy little shits that camps out at Starbucks to steal their WiFi, you know that the cafes are crowded with others just like you. Notebooks in hand, ready for some free Internet access. A few pranksters from the comedy troupe Improv Everywhere set up house at a Starbucks, fully equipped with full desktop computers and monitors in hand.
To our surprise, the pranksters weren’t thrown out of the coffee lounge. Probably due to the audience which the Improv crew drew, audience equaling customers for Starbucks. Meaning more lattes being sold. — Andrew Dobrow
