You may never get a chance to meet George W. Bush, but the opportunity to urinate in his mouth is still on the table. OK, not so much his mouth but the mouth of a porcelain remake of the forty-third and current President of the United States is on display now at Clark Sorensen’s San Francisco studio in the mission district.

Check out more of Clark’s work at his website: Clarkmade.com. He’s holding an election night party to watch the elections results roll in and to give Bush a good flush! Whether or not the urinal will make an appearance is unknown, but we wouldn’t be surprised if it did.

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It’s not a pistol that can shoot tequila, but this porcelain pistol does have some kick to it. Modeled after James Bond’s infamous Walther PPK and P99, these white porcelain weapons are the product of designer Yvonne Lee Schultz. She’s created a few other floral-based pieces that look beautiful, especially the PP/99/R with a big red rose on it. Hit the jump to see the rest of Schultz’s work. After all, these will go great with that Gun Mug you bought your granny last year.

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