Get up
And get your old lamp outta here
Pick up
this KISS Sculpted Head this year
And baby
Do the things it says to do

Baby, if you’re feeling good
And baby if you’re feeling nice
You know you need this sculpted head
It’s worth a deuce or $59.98

Honey
Don’t put your old lamp behind its years
And baby
a flashing fiber optic glass tongue takes away tears
Baby
Do the things I’m tellin’ ya to do
Do it

Baby, if you’re feeling good
And baby if you’re feeling nice
You know this Gene Simmon’s light will be workin’ hard
It’s worth a deuce ($59.98)

And baby, if you’re feeling good
Yes baby if you’re feeling nice
You know KISS memorabilia can’t be beat
Yeah

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The UBWall is a Fujitsu-made concept which has burrowed its way out from under the R&D walls into Japan’s busy consumer district. UBWall is an interactive touch display with integrated Wi-Fi and RFID capabilities which first appeared about two years ago, but is only recently being used in the wild.

Financial-services company Nomura Securities is installing an still undecided amount of the UBWall terminals in a number of their institutions with the goal of providing customers with relevant information. UBWall contains a gigantic 50-inch plasma screen which lies dormant in “attract” mode until a customer approaches, which is detected through motion sensors. The integration of RFID into UBWall allows for any brochures or information about the company to be wirelessly sent to their mobile device, which really is pretty damn cool. — Andrew Dobrow

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LG has just announced 37 inch, 42 inch, and 47 inch LCD TVs, as well as 50 and 60 inch plasmas. What is so special about these large HDTVs? Each and every one has an integrated digital video recorder coupled with a 160GB hard drive. Take that TiVo. You also get dual tuners so that you can either record two shows at once or watch and record two shows simultaneously. It’s like magic, except not really. Multitasking is what new technology is going after, and it just takes a small amount of thought to know that this multitasking TV makes sense. –Nik Gomez

LG’s New HDTVs with Digital HDD Recorder [via TechFresh]

Plasma TVs can really be a distraction when, ahem, other bedroom activities are going on. How can anyone concentrate fully when theirs a hockey game on in plasma quality? We know we couldn’t!

It’s time you pimped out your baby making room and get yourself this distraction eliminator. The MK1 Studio Underbed Lift, conveniently lowers your plasma snuggly under your bed so that all of you extracurricular activities go uninterrupted. All that’s needed is 8″ of space between your bed and the floor and the need for pimpage.

The Underbed Lift can have your TV up and ready to watch in 45 seconds. Enough time for you to throw your pants back on, or to take them off, depending on your plans with your plasma. The Lift’s stand is also rotational so the TV can be moved to be viewed from anywhere in the room.

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