Stow Away Your Booty In A Pirate Themed Home Theater

Filed under: Design, Home Entertainment

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I’m going to go ahead and guess that this Pirates Of The Caribbean Home Theater is wooden leg accessible. More inspired from the theme park ride then the actual movie, the wall of the theater displays 7 pieces of art themed after scenes from the Pirates ride.

And much like the ride, the theater contains a lighting scheme that will make you fell like a true sea traveler, poking along the ocean on your ship into the starry night. The rear of the theater (which contains equipment that most of us could only fantasize about) even contains a pirate themed bar, or tavern. So grab a frosty mug of ale and hope that you don’t catch scurvy. If Pirates isn’t up your alley, check out the Star Trek Home Theater or the Titanic Home Theater. — Andrew Dobrow

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Giant USB Duplicator: Pirating Made Easy

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Whether you be a corporate type just trying to find an easy way to share data with employees or really want to pirate loads of Radiohead’s USB albums, the Giant USB Duplicator offers the chance to copy data to 20 USB drives all at once in one illegal shot.

I also wonder if some hardware hacker can mod this device to just be one gigantic USB port, allowing you to plug in 20 different peripherals. Why you’d need that many connections at once is beyond me, but it would be pretty bad ass. — Andrew Dobrow

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Skull and Crossbone Toaster: Arrrgh, we hunger for jam, and then it’s a trip to the poop deck

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We wonder if it was something like this that helped aid those eBay sellers in creating Jesus faced toast. The Skull and Crossbone Toaster brings you the best in pirate themed bread products. Branding a toasty skull symbol on the side of your breakfast.

Isn’t a skull and crossbone the international sign for poison? Is that really something we want to etch onto our food? Despite the fear for our lives, the recent pirate enthusiasts are sure to have a ball. Even though the quote on the side of the toaster, “Sweet toast of mine”, leads us to believe there is a hidden Guns N Roses theme. So we guess the real question is, do LA metal heads enjoy a hearty breakfast? For 32.95EUR, you sure can. — Andrew Dobrow

Product Page [Tom Wet, via QJ.net]