Spotted at Comic-Con was this ridiculous pink Hello Kitty Stormtrooper. What the fuck?! What in the hell is this? Why is this necessary? Why do people feel the need to mangle the universe of Star Wars with the cutesy irrelevance of Hello Kitty?
It’s just one of those things I’ll never understand.
Why do things like this need to be created? It’s a gadget from the dreams of your 6-year-old sister. Just look at that pose. This is one Gundam in dire need of a tea party, followed promptly by an ass whooping.
If you’re a girl and you ask your Grandma for a Gundam for Christmas, guaranteed you’d get something like this.
Barbie Foot is a Barbie doll-themed table football or foosball table. It’ll no doubt fit like a glove in your princess themed room. A perfect match with your Hannah Montana night light.
Just becuase the Barbie Foot is gender-aware, doesn’t mean there isn’t a dose of racism. I see a brunette Latina type Barbie, but where’s the black Barbie? You trying to say that blacks can’t play soccer? Huh? Huh?
What better time to buy a Nintendo DS than on September 29th. Firstly, you’re getting a kick ass handheld gaming system. Second, $5 dollars of your purchase will go to the Susan G. Komen For the Cure foundation and aid in the fight against breast cancer. So, you can play your new found Nintendo DS and feel good doing it, too!
If you’re thinking the design is a little – well, feminine, I think that’s the point. But it’s not a problem! Slap some stickers over it. BAM! Now, you’ve got a custom decorated Nintendo DS and you also donated to charity. You’re a saint. A gaming saint.
I have to say, woman are interested in some of the tackiest gadgets of all time, most of which carry the Hello Kitty branding. The Mickey Mouse shaped M Player just got shoved down a notch in my book of classiness (which I keep handy at all times.)
With the “ears” decked in fruity Swarovski crystals, and brandishing a revolting pinkish purplish hue, the special edition M Player is also availble in your choice of white, blue, silver, and black. But the pink flavor is just so much more interesting to stab at with prose of cruelty. — Andrew Dobrow
This car really shakes what its momma gave it. Wait a second…cars don’t even have mommas! But what they do have is big rears. A big rear, a pink thong, and a car. What else could a man want? (more…)
Valentine’s Day affects even the techlogy market. You wouldn’t think that companies would put too much effort into having special products for this holiday, but you’d be wrong. Samsung has just released their nice PMP, the K3, in Red (looks kinda pink). Samsung has changed no features for this new red edition. None. The casing is just red. So as a rundown of the features already on the black K3s, you get a 1.8″ OLED display, an FM tuner, touch-sensitive controls, and multiple audio format compatability including MP3 and WAV.Just so you don’t get confused, you won’t be helping any African children if you buy this, it isn’t associated with the PRODUCT(RED) campaign. It’s just red. –Nik Gomez
Samsung K3 now out in Red [via Gadgetell]
LG is starting to go overboard with their Chocolate line of cellphones. It’s getting to the point where comparisons to the constant flux of Motorola RAZR and KRZR phones need to be drawn. This time, the LG Strawberry Chocolate has been released. Nothing has changed other than the case color and the price. It might be suprising at first to hear that it only costs $100 after a rebate and two-year contract, but then again, look at it. I think a more appropriate name would be the Bubblegum or the CottonCandy, and to make it hip, let’s call it the CotonCandi. –Nik Gomez
Verizon adds LG Strawberry Chocolate [via Electronista]
