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SomethingAwful asked their readers to recreate classic movie posters in the spirit of adult entertainment using the power of Photoshopped images and perversion, two of the most abundant resources on the internet. The results were both vast and insanely funny. Here are a few of our favorites but there are tons more over at the source. Have any ideas of your own? Shaving Ryan’s Privates? Star Whores? Okay, fine, you come up with something better then.

Airbrushing of celebrities was a hot button for a few years. Magazines were lambasted by blogs for their sometime extreme removal of girth from celebrities, models and public figures. Nowadays, airbrushing is more of a joke. An excuse to poke fun at the Photoshop disaster that many magazine covers have become. A new piece of software is bringing the airbrushing process to the video medium. Developers at the Max Planck Institute for Informatics in Saarbrücken, Germany merged together body types... Continue reading

Finally, books made to be judged by their covers. Before I had a life or a career, I loved reading. There was nothing I liked better than curling up with a great book. Now, I just don’t know how people find the time. I read for maybe 45 minutes before I go to sleep, but half of that time is spent waking up with my Kindle smashing into my face as I struggle to keep awake. I wish I had... Continue reading

But can they make Madonna look human? That’s the test of any true photo manipulation. Link

If it can make Madonna look human, just imagine what it could do for you. Apparently Adobe Photoshop Beauty Cream is also safe to rub in your eyes. Don’t mind the stinging. That’s totally normal. Temporary blindness might also occur. In fact, it probably will, but it’s so worth it. Beauty is pain! Unfortunately pain hurts. Achieve that wrinkle-free Photoshop glow with Adobe Photoshop Beauty Cream. Coming to soon to the beauty section of your local Walmart. Or you can... Continue reading

Let me be the first to say that true geeks don’t cheat. First off, we know how easy it is to get caught. But mostly, we prefer a challenge over the guilt of stealing someone else’s work. Except at Calculus. Fuck Calculus. Anyway, this ingenious geeky student devised a plot so intricately ridiculous and time-consuming that it might just work. It involves scanning the label of a Coca-Cola bottle onto your computer and substituting the fine print with a cheat... Continue reading

How can you not party down after feasting on bread and wine (and perhaps brains)? And let me tell you, Jesus really knows how to throw a bash. Not only is God a DJ, but apparently so is Jesus. Link [via]

Alfred Hitchcock’s North by Northwest would have looked a whooooole lot different if Roger Thornhill had used the Force. Cary Grant just went up a few notches in the Gearfuse book of cool. Link [via]

Wow, Beldar Conehead has really let himself go. In this exceedingly creepy Photoshop job by DeviantArt user Brushcommander, Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants comes alive, if that’s what you call this. Reality really is scarier than fiction sometimes. Link [via]

While Hollywood chugs away at making a movie for every board game and sub-8-bit video game that ever existed (I’ve even heard titters of movies based on Pong and Monopoly), there are so many film opportunities out there that would actually make sense… or at least cause an extreme amount of LOLz. Take The Legend of Zelda for instance. That’s just prime film real estate waiting to be scooped up. Will there be a Zelda film one day? Or maybe even a... Continue reading