The backstory remains unclear, but as they say, a photo speaks 1000 words.
Maybe Toby Maguire has been beating up hookers again. He told me he was going to give that shit up. Damn you, Toby! Why can’t you just snort coke off the hookers asses like every other normal human-being. You have to resort to violence?!
Sometimes, seeing really is believing. In the case of the seven patty Windows 7 Whopper monster from Japan we talked about yesterday, I really just had to see it for myself.
Alas, proof is in the photographic pudding. The Windows 7 Whopper is about the same height as an iPhone and twice as caloric (and remember kids, the iPhone is made almost exclusively of butter). I’m oddly hungry and utterly disgusted at the same time. I’m completely disgusted at the lack of cheese on this sandwich. Now, I wonder whether a U.S. Burger King would spring at the chance to make one of these?
Fact: Master Chief won the “Best Dressed” superlative in his graduating class’s yearbook.
Quite a stud, Master Chief was. Quite a stud indeed. And apparently an athlete. I see he earned his varsity letter. Assuming he didn’t threaten the varsity coach with a head shot. More Master Chief nostalgia after the jump.
Even being the uber-geek that I am, I think I might be too lazy to go through the trouble of creating my own personal iPhone icons… for every single Apple-made application. Let’s be honest. I don’t think… I know.
Nevertheless, this dude went through the trouble of taking pictures of himself, with each photo branding the same dorky expression, acting out each of the app’s functions or titles. Example… in the YouTube photo, he is holding a literal tube.
Update: Now with more Nazi flavah!
Sometimes, a mustache can be a person’s calling card. In fact, the facial hair itself can become more famous than the poor mustached man. In these instances, the mustache and the man are probably of equal value. I must admit, I’m jealous of mustaches of such caliber.
With the powers vested in us by Photoshop, we introduce five six of the most famous mustached men in history, de-mustached.
Check out this blurry photo. It features a white DualShock 3 controller that some guy apparently purchased at Walmart. This is the first time I’ve heard of a white DS3 for the PS3, let alone seen one. Can any of you guys confirm that Walmart is selling these? That packaging looks a bit off…
Google posted an article on their blog which sounds like a story straight from their April Fool’s Day archive. But no, they are not kidding, and the proof is shown above, photographically. Google has rented a herd of goats (not goatse) to clean the landscape of their Mountain View, California headquarters.
Google has hired California Grazing, a company which specializes in goat herding for the purpose of cleaning weeds from your land, rather than using less environmentally-friendly methods. The above photo was taken by Flickr user dmountain.com as he was passing the Google HQ. The proof is in the pudding, folks.
Update: Video after the jump!
Look! Two children! With Palm Pres! And look! A creepy guy with a digital camera in San Francisco who loves to stand behind kids and take pictures of them. Where are your parents, children? Let me touch your Pre. I’ve always wanted to touch a Pre. You’re about to get schooled! I love Pre-schoolers. Get it? Get it? OK, the cops are coming. I have to go, children.
