People have a tendency to want to cover their lawns with useless crap and cliche statuettes that really just make your lawn look more like everyone else’s rather than adding anything unique. You want unique? Try this Digging Dog lawn statue.

Much like an ostrich, the statue makes it appear as if you have a dog in your yard who has stuck a part of its body into the ground. Unlike an ostrich, the dog has about half of its body in the ground. No worries PETA. It’s just a statue. Available now for $19.99, not including fake dog food. — Andrew Dobrow

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What’s more deadly? The ass of an elephant or cigarettes. I’ve never met an elephant so I couldn’t tell you. This ridiculous cigarette dispenser might be pretty awkward to whip out at your next attendance at a PETA meeting. If you bring this to your PETA meeting, you might want to wear running shoes too to escape the angry animal guards.

The cigarette dispensing elephant holds up to 24 ciggys. Four more than your average pack. Just in case you have a few strays lying around you want to get rid of. It’s available now for $9.99, also available in the shape of a donkey. — Andrew Dobrow

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