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Axsotic 3D Spherical Mouse

If you can’t do 3D right, don’t do it at all. I’m looking at you 3D cinema! I much prefer the classics. The Axsotic 3D Spherical Mouse provides maximum navigation of your 3D images and design projects, allowing you to move your creations around as if you were actually holding them in your fingertips, instead of pointing and scrolling. Using Axsotic is said to be as natural as drawing with a pen tablet. The mouse is instantly compatible with most... Continue reading

PlayStation Move Submachine Gun Controller Prepares Your Kids For Zombie Invasion

They’re going to have to learn eventually, so you might as well get them use to the feel of a submachine gun as young as possible. CTA Digital unveiled their new PlayStation Move peripheral, the Submachine Gun controller accessory. If you desire a little more realism out of your shooters, because exploding heads and blood splatter just isn’t enough to make you believe you’re REALLY murdering people, the Submachine Gun controller adds a much needed spark of game immersion. The... Continue reading

Wiings: A Ridiculously Pointless Wii Peripheral

Designed to be used for the Bird’s Eye Bull’s Eye minigame included with Wii Fit Plus, these Wings for the Wii, or as we like to call them Wiings, are nothing short of pointless. And yes, we believe there are people who would actually buy these things. Look people, just do yourself a favor and grab a pair of oven mitts. You’ll save yourself a lot of time and money. And perhaps even embarrassment. And that’s saying a lot for... Continue reading

OpenOfficeMouse Has 18 Buttons; Likely Spawned By the Devil

I can barely deal with two buttons and a scroll-wheel without tying my fingers into knots. The OpenOfficeMouse is truly a monstrosity of a peripheral, featuring 18 programmable buttons. I never would have suspected that one day I could own a mouse only navigable with a detailed map of its buttons. Link [via]

Mechanical Tumor Peripheral Pulsates and Grows

The ultra-realistic mechanical tumor plugs into your computer, pulsating and growing as your computer works harder and harder. I’m sure designer Mio I-zawa had a more significant symbolization in mind than my nausea can dictate at the moment, but for now all I can think of is not puking. Hit the jump for a super creepy tumor-filled video.

Twitter and Facebook Mousepads

Apparently your mousepad is in dire need of a social life. And who are we to hold it back? The Twitter and Facebook Mousepads give your mouse and mousepad an outlet for social networking. It’s about time the mouse showed the keyboard who’s in charge. The keyboard has been walking around with its nose up in the air for far too long. Grab your own for $18.

Nostalgia: Capcom Pad Soldier

I’d like to share with you a bit of my childhood. After I bitched enough that SEGA Genesis wasn’t making the grade, my parents got me a Super Nintendo. A few years later, I would be in Babbages (remember those before GameStop bought ‘em out?) and spotted this Capcom Pad for the SNES for a mere $14.99. I bought it. Apparently this controller is worth a little money nowadays if you have a sealed version. I don’t know why. It... Continue reading

Wii Vitality Sensor

See? This is what happens when you don’t believe me. You Wii owners must be really fucking excited by now. A vitality sensor add-on! It can measure your heartbeat! Guess what? You can do it without Nintendo’s overpriced hunk of plastic. Take two fingers, place on wrist, feel for pule – voila. I pity the fool who throws away their hard-earned money on this. Link

Trypticon Transformer Laser Mouse Will Help With Rodent Problems

I’d be scared shitless to leave these Trypticon Transforming Laser Mouse gadgets alone. They could cause some serious damage if they aren’t properly supervised. Think about it. What if they see a tasty real life mouse skitter across your office floor. They are likely to snap their own cable as they pounce. That’s me for ya! Always one step ahead. These 800 dpi laser mice are one of the coolest peripheral gadgets I’ve ever seen. I wonder if they work... Continue reading

The Washable Keyboard

Meet your new best friend, cheese puff. This keyboard may look like your standard run-of-the-mill nonsense found in schools and libraries across the nation but you’d be wrong. See, you can throw this fucker in a tub of water and let her rip. Clean your disgusting fingerprints off it so that they won’t slip during your next raid in World of Warcraft. Comprende? Link