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The “Where Should I Pee?” Flowchart

Depending on where you are, who’s watching you and how drunk you are, your options of urine excretion can change vastly. But which option do you choose? As usual, there’s a helpful flowchart made to direct you towards your peeing destination. The “Where Should I Pee?” Flowchart is the essential guide to deciding the best place to relieve your bladder, depending on any given everyday situation. Just like The Beatles Flowchart and the Tattoo Decision Flowchart, you’re probably going to... Continue reading

I’m Tired of Hearing You Pee

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard THAT, I might have around 10 cents or so. But seriously, you know it’s bad when your housemates have to wear noise-canceling headphones when you go to the bathroom. Not that there’s much you can do about it. You just happened to be born with a powerful stream. But in fact, there is something you can do about it. The Pee Without Noise Stool brings your firehouse closer to... Continue reading

We’re Still Working on the Whole Potty Training Thing

We’ve tried professional training, pee-pee pads, even refinishing. Nothing has worked. I guess it’s true what they say. Old tables can’t learn new tricks. For $2920, you too can have the privilege of seeing a table simulate the act of pissing all over your floor. Link [via]

Sometimes, The Mind Is Perverted

And this is a choice example of just that. Link

The Whiz: For Women Who Want To Pee Like A Man

Not to be confused with the African-American rendition of The Wizard Of Oz, The Whiz is a gadget that allows woman to experience what its like to pee standing up. Being of the male persuasion myself, I never thought there was anything phenomenal about it, except for the apparent speed differences. Available in a number of colors, The Whiz is said to be anti-bacterial and discrete. Well, as discrete as a piss tube for woman can be.