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When we last heard about Jimmy Lemke the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee senior was in deep trouble for trying to plan a block party on Facebook. More than 5,000 people signed up to attend Jimmy’s big bash last weekend and the huge guest list caused local cops and university officials to crack down on the party. Jimmy was told to cancel the fiesta and warned that he would face serious consequences if anyone showed up ready to rock out. I checked in with Jimmy to see if he survived his social networking ordeal.

I got in touch with Jimmy through, what else, a message on Facebook to see how things went last. Jimmy told me that there were “no problems” and that “everything worked out well.” It looks like Jimmy learned from his bad Facebook experience, because he didn’t respond when I sent him a second message asking for more info about what went down. Perhaps Jimmy Lemke’s wisely decided to stay away from Facebook for awhile.

PARTY RATS IN FULL EFFECT!

Verse:

Yo what up I’m Vince and I’m here to say
That after gettin’ drunk I’m hittin the par-tay
Gotta show up in style, get my hot pants on
Use a jockstrap to increase the size of my dong

Get to the party and I see it’s a rave
Can’t show up without a party fave
Take off my jeans, put on a party hat
All I need now are my PARTY RATS!

Chorus:

PAR-TY RATS!
Lighting up on your fingers like a laser zombie

YES! IT’S THE PAR-TY RATS!
One for each finger, five colors can’t hate

Verse:

Three hours in and I’m feeling kinda loose
I decide to mix some vodka with the party juice
Got girls on my cock and fingers in the air
Waving ’round the PARTY RATS like I JUST DON’T CARE

My thumb is black and my pinky is blue
Don’t like my PARTY RATS? Who cares! FUCK YOU
This party is trash so I’m hitting up the club
Drinking with my posse all night, bottles in the tub

Chorus:

PAR-TY RATS!
Can you believe I wrote this shit?

YES! IT’S THE PAR-TY RATS!
Want to buy some? You’ll need dollars, about six.

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A University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee student named Jimmy Lemke tried to plan a block party on Facebook and now he’s in hot water with school officials, his neighbors, and the local SWAT team.

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