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Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. That’s why it’s nice to get away to a place where every Wookie knows your name.
If Cheers had taken place in the Star Wars universe, Ted Danson would totally have been a Wookie. With that forehead, how could he not be. The thing is like a billboard.
What do you do when you’re attacked by a Chihuahua / Piranha hybrid monster? We might finally know the answer with the upcoming 2010 monster film Chihuanhas. It’s sort of like Jaws meets Taco Bell.
And what could the tagline for this movie possibly be? “They’re not just ankle biters anymore…” Of course, of course. Hit the jump for some humorous concept art.
Music fans who prefer the sounds of Ravi Shankar to Metallica might prefer the game Sitar Hero, rather than Rock Band and Guitar Hero, or even Washboard Hero. If this game existed, would it be a hit? Possibly in India. I don’t think the sitar is a major player in American pop culture.
The Love Guru didn’t help too much. Try sitting through that movie and see how big of a sitar fan you are after that. Though I might chose this game over Sousaphone Hero.
Everybody already knows that Chuck Norris is likely the most powerful man in the universe. The Chuck Norris facts illustrate that quite well. Even superheroes like Mario sometimes stand aside to let Chuck Norris do their dirty work.
Watch Chuck blast through an army of Goombas. They never had a chance.
I’m sure this would have popped in his mind at some point.
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Last night’s episode of The Simpsons featured a rather funny parody on Apple. The company, Mapple, produces Mypods, Myphones and Mycube. Lisa gets a Mypod and gets addicted to downloading. I won’t spoil the rest, just take five and check out the video. Yes, Steve Mobs makes an appearance.
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Saturday Night Live rip-off sketch comedy troupe, MadTV, produced a parody last night of Steve Jobs’ Keynote Speech at Macworld. The thought of mixing politics with our precious gadgets enrages us, but the subject note was just too damn funny to resist. But if Jobs doesn’t stop feeding the iRack, it’s going to blow! And like other leaders, he refuses to let go and stop throwing money at the lost cause which is the iRack. Note: This is not a personal reflection of our own political views. Though, we would have loved to have seen some Jobsism’s thrown in. — Andrew Dobrow
For all of you aspiring gypsies/rock singers/divorcees.