The Mattress Wallet not only holds your money, but also provides that mouse in your pocket with a great place to sleep.
Don’t feel like spending the rest of your life in prison? Then you’d best leave that “Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law” tag exactly where it is, even if it does bulge from your pocket. What’s with those tags anyway? I bet it’s some tracking device. Can’t they let me live in peace? LEAVE ME ALONE! THE VOICES! THEY WON’T STOP! AHHH!
You would think, with how things are today, that everyone is being watched all of the time. And you would be wrong, of course. Just paranoia is all it is. What was that I just saw in the sky? Oh well, no bother.
The Surveillance Light, which is not watching you, is a floor lamp modeled after the cameras which are not hidden everywhere, watching your every move. — Andrew Dobrow
Nothing says “Damn, you stink and need a shower” quite like a shower head which needs a gas mask just to be in a confined space with you. The eyes of the gas masks face serve as mini-shelves to place all of your grooming supplies, such as a nail brush, shampoo, or a spatula.
If it makes you feel uncomfortable that a weird humanoid-like shower head is staring down at you, there are two solutions. Number 1, imagine it’s an aardvark or something. Option 2, seek medical help for your overt paranoia. — Andrew Dobrow
Reading through our site recently, you might have built up some paranoia from some of these inconspicuous GPS devices we have talked about. If you’re convinced you’re being followed, the All In One Counter Surveillance Device could help give you some peace of mind.
The device can supposedly track and notify of any real time GPS devices. Though what paranoia device would be complete with just a GPS notifier? Besides finding stashed GPS devices, the device also warns of CCTV video cameras, phone line taps including Internet and IP phones, and laser eavesdropping equipment. It can also be used to prevent audio bugs. And if all fails, you can use it to hit those in the head who look at you odd.
If you’re ready to take your paranoia to a new level, pick up one of these Counter Surveillance do-dads for $350 and allow yourself a good night’s sleep. Even if it will cause everything else electronic related to malfunction and jam. — Andrew Dobrow
Product Page [Amazon, via NaviGadget]
