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I’m cool with my iPad Nano. Oh, you’ve never heard of it? Maybe you know it by its more common name: the iPhone. Zing. Let’s not fool ourselves. Despite the fact that the iPad might be nothing more than a bonafied iPhone on steroids, you’ve just gotta have one. The problem is transportation. The iGotaBigAssPocket line of pants will make sure you can bring your iPad anywhere, just by slipping it into your one massive ass pocket. No word on... Continue reading

Absurdly dorky and utterly useless? Perhaps. But it’s what could have been that really counts in this case. Mitemite’s Tablecloth Pants include spots right above the knees to insert two tablecloth pieces of fabric so you can comfortably sit and eat in front of the couch like the elderly superhero you are, without worrying about too much spillage. Plus you sort of get the whole table experience, which is important for your psyche. You might look like a fool, but... Continue reading

Because I sure as hell would. Women’s only or not. I’d be all up in them. The perfect outfit for riding along in my super manly, and not homosexual at all bubblegum Hummer. Call me effeminate, I don’t care. At least I’ll look sexy in my Gumball Pants. Link

The gang over at Cartoon Network’s Williams Street team has branched out from animation with a new clothing line called Finer Things. Right now, there’s only three Adult Swim-related garments up for grabs but they’re pretty cool. For $75, you can get a pair of preppy golf pants with the Mooninites all over ‘em. There’s also a Robot Chicken hoodie for $50 and $15 ATHF socks. I dig the pants. I might have to throw down the cash for ‘em.... Continue reading

Do you have a small penis? Have you tried every pill known to man that claims to increase male enhancement? Do penis enlargement pumps hurt your manhood? Then you desperately need the PEP (Penis Enlargement Pants). OK, so it’s more like underwear. No matter, because it still claims to increase the size of your genitalia by stretching your wang while you work, play or just lounge around the house. For $110 well spent on underwear that’ll have the ladies gasping... Continue reading

When your sitting situation calls for you to adjust your body in an awkward position, typing on a laptop becomes next to impossible to do with any sort of practicality. “So what, Andrew? Couldn’t I just move?” But why move when we live in a time where moving isn’t needed! The Keyboard Pants are a testament to the inherent laziness of the geek in us all. Using Bluetooth technology, the pants provide a keyboard right on your crotch region, giving... Continue reading

After a long day’s work (or a Hard’s Day Night), don’t you wish you could come home to a loving massage? Except when you do arrive home, all that awaits you is silence. Sure, it’s morbid, but probably close to reality. These Japanese made Massage pants offer just what you need to work out your tender genital tissue. With multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes, these Massager’s... Continue reading