Fabric is so last year. Why even bother visiting a Jennifer Convertibles if you know the selection is passe. If you’re looking for the cool stuff for hip cats, look no further than this portable stump set. Featuring a portable stump and ottoman, you’re guaranteed to become one with nature when you kick back and relax in a dead tree.
No clue if it comes with a termite warranty…
One day, we fear that giants will attack us from the mountains. If they are to attack and see us using furniture that they could only use in their fantasies, they are going to be pissed off. On the other hand, if they see a Brass Knuckle Chair, they might just be convinced your out to help their cause, rather than taunt them with you furniture ableness.
On the other hand, this chair is also a great way to set those cocky-ass ottoman’s in their place. Who do they think they are? They’re barely furniture! — Andrew Dobrow
Back in the day when the only way musicians could make a name for themselves was packing a suitcase and hightailing it to California, many entertainers were forced to spending their days sitting on the curb of the streets of Hollywood. If something like the SitBag existed, perhaps it would have saved many sore ass cheeks.
Able to work as both a chair or an ottoman, the SitBag takes the show on the road, while providing a nice comfy place to set up shop when you reach your destination or are trying to hitch a ride. — Andrew Dobrow
