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That’s right. I want to see you in the heat of the moment. A sliver of time so passionate, that liquids unknown spill freely into the air. Know who else wants to see your “O” face? Three Olives vodka. The booze maker set up a website using Facebook Connect that allows you to show off your best “O” face. Now I know what you’re thinking: why would you want to do this? Oh, no reason….

At the conclusion of the campaign on May 31, 2009, 5 finalists will be chosen, flown to NYC, given the VIP treatment and given a photo shoot. Of the 5 finalists, 1 grand prize winner will be Three-O’s next “O-Face”, awarded $10,000 and be featured in a national ad campaign.

So $10,000, a trip to the city and a bunch of fun in between. Sounds right up my alley. Head on over to the official Three Olives website for full details on scoring the cash and making silly faces.

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Even those of you who are more compelled to play with handheld gadgets (and bodily appendages) will not be able to take your eyes off of the incredible Spanish miracle which is the Tramontana R-edition. Utilizing aeronautical technology within a brute Formula 1 race car, the R-edition can go from 0-60 mph in about 3.6 seconds, and looks like it could get to the moon in about the same amount of time if one so desired.

Only 12 Tramontana R-edition’s were made, and for the cost of a whopping $500,000, there are probably only about 10 people in the world who can actually afford the damn thing. The best way I can seemingly explain this monster is “an orgasm in car form.” That’s pretty much all that can be said. More sex after the jump. (more…)

Moaning Lisa is a conceptual interactive game which not only looks like a real blast, but also teaches you knowledge on how to crack the code to the cryptic female orgasm. Lisa comes with a set of 7 touch sensors marked with stars to help you become better equipped to please the female form.

Much like a real woman, if she’s left ignored, she’ll start moaning at passerbys to come give her a tickle. So you better keep her pleased if you don’t want to attract too much attention. — Andrew Dobrow

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