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As a professional key… forgeter… person, I know the importance of having a steady spot to lay down your shit. If I didn’t have “a spot” I’d just throw my keys anywhere and everywhere. Hell, I’d probably just throw them across the room for the fuck of it. But the Doorganizer changes all of that, boring prick that it is.

No more throwing my keys just because I can, nope, the Doorganizer, with its accusing glances and pun-tastic name, ensures that I never have an excuse to show up for work late again. Thanks asshole. Grab your own for $18.

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Here’s another way to clean up that cluttered mess of cords by your power outlet: outlet covers with deer antlers on them for holding gadgets while they charge. They can also be used like the ninja cord bunny and wrap up any loose wire laying around the floor. You could even go the extra mile and hang up your house keys.

If you’re feeling extra daring, you could also use the antlers as holders for your silverware. You’re just asking someone to get shocked, but think about the convenience of a fork on every socket in your household. It’d make eating ramen noodles a breeze anytime, anywhere!

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If you’re not the DIY type, then the project we told you about a while ago which helps you declutter your desk isn’t going to do much good. And if you have a crap load of wires, then a small aid like the diminutive Wall Cleats won’t help much either. For a cable tangle of super-sized caliber, the Spacestation is called to duty.

The Spacestation’s ingenious design not only cleans up all of your cables, but acts as a USB hub for all of your gadgets. Keeping all of your computers connections neat and plugged at the same time. (more…)

Wardrom is a spikey set of hooks which is designed to create an organized form of disorganization. If that makes any sense. Just throw your attire at the Wardrom and one of the impaling hooks will grab hold of the article of clothing, teaching it who’s boss.

It’s time we stop letting our clothes think they are superior to us. I pronounce a genocide against all clothes. Especially if you’re blond and between the ages of 18-25. Though in all seriousness, the Wardrom is really cool because it gives unorganized people an excuse to just through their crap around. This could actually solve the problem I have where mountains of dirty laundry gather around my room. (more…)