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A Botfly is Born (Not Safe for Lunch)

A Botfly is Born (Not Safe for Lunch)

Mark Moffet explains how a botfly came to parasitize his skin—and how it escaped—illustrating in the process the extent of his commitment to the cause of biodiversity. Video (not for the squeamish) after the jump. Continue reading

NES Controller Cut Into Human Arm

Ugh, this is making me sick. I just ate lunch. Link

Got (Breast) Milk?

Ah. Yeah. Um. These…these pics were taken by, ah, photographer Andrey Razumovsky. The models look like they’re, um, slathered in milk but they’re…really just…wearing dresses. Excuse me. I have to, ah, go to the bathroom for 10 minutes. Don’t worry. You will too after the jump.

Stripper Wine Stopper Is Very Safe For My Line Of Work

Bleak wine corks just don’t do it for me anymore. I need a wine stopper with some flavor, some spice. Something that bares it all without sacrificing the work that a wine stopper provides. Something like this pole dancing stripper wine stopper. She does bare it all and she’ll never fuss about working early mornings or late nights. All she’s looking for are a few dollar bills to be shoved into her panties. Her going rate is $9 dollars, which... Continue reading

Free 3D Internet Porn Is The Best Thing Ever

Looking at pictures of hot naked women is one of my favorite things to do with the internet. That’s why I’m so excited to finally see the technology for online porn evolving to include 3D pictures. Nude3D is a site I stumbled across (while doing important serious research of course) that has three-dimensional pictures of sexy nude models. It’s totally free and they also give you directions for uploading your own homemade 3D porn pics. According to Nudes3D’s guide, three-dimensional... Continue reading

Sarah Jessica Porkher: NSFW Goodness

Look at those puns! Sexy in her Shitty? Priceless! This blow up doll is supposed to look like SJP and comes with “3 fabulous love holes!” Too fun. Link