The product of design firm Dialog5, this USB Necktie, dubbed ‘Business Class’ is one of the more chic gadgets we’ve seen as of late. A solid white design, featuring a small blue USB logo towards the bottom, you could actually wear this to work or to a dinner. At the bottom of the tie is a USB jack that can plug into any computer. No word on how much storage is included, if any, but I’m sure it’s a decent size considering it’s built into a damn tie.

I wonder if you could wear this tie into a high-security meeting. After you break for lunch, you could steal your rival’s laptop and copy over that all important data. Sassy! Worse comes to worse, you can always hang yourself with it, although we don’t recommend or condone any of that nonsense.

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Mr. Baxter upstairs is very upset with you. He’s well aware that you and your “crew” have been taking extra-long lunches so you can squeeze in matches of Guitar Hero in the break room. Yes, with every missed chord in YYZ, Mr. Baxter grows tired of your game and would really love it if you got back to your desk and finished those reports on moose statistics.

But you’re a rebel. Just like Lou Reed and Joey Ramone, you’re not gonna give in to the man. So while he may have thrown the Playstation 2 you were using in the break room out the window, the spirit of your shredding still lives on with this Guitar Hero necktie. It’s just like the controller, except it feels oh-so soft.

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