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If I eat enough beans, I can usually pass gas to the tune of nearly any classical piece. My sphincter is just that talented. These Jammin’ Johns Musical Toilet Bowl Seats seemingly encourage the composition of gas-tastic pieces of balladry.

If you’ve been meaning to take that one-man jug band experiment from your dreams into fruition, but just haven’t been able to find a way to fit in all the instruments you’d need to put on a satisfactory show, look no further. We’ve found your new ridiculous tool of the trade. The Washboard Tie is played with a pair of thimbles, which just screams “I’m a sex god.” Ultra-compact and, let’s not forget, ultra-trendy. Your one-man show is almost ready... Continue reading

The next time your child complains about taking a bath, shove some candy and Water Flutes in their face and they’ll love you forever. For real this time. Water Flutes are just what they sound like. You fill the plastic tubes up with water whilst in the bathtub. Then, you read the included sheet music and learn how to play “Hot Cross Buns” while cleaning your ass crack. They may be designed with children in mind, but there’s no rule... Continue reading