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Are you a frequent law offender? Next time you’re caught up to no good, you can give the friendly coppers a helping hand by wearing this Mugshot T-Shirt. This stylish tee will save you some time in the slammer, getting you processed and out on bail in no time.

No more delays means no more excuses. The cops can’t use the mugshot as an excuse to gobble down donuts at your expense anymore. I might have to grab one of these, even if it’s strictly for the LOLz.

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We understand that Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton are all above the legal age of consent. Well, a decent amount above the legal age. But it is women like this that middle aged men fantasize about. Which makes them jailbait in our minds. Aside from the creepiness, Think has released a set of skateboard decks inscribed with the images of the three starlets.

Each deck sports the quote “If only I could… ‘Think’”, which we suppose isn’t a testament to these ladys’ tremendous intellectual ability. And if you didn’t notice, all of the images are made from mugshots of the stars. We really need a Jaimie-Lynn Spears mugshot now. — Andrew Dobrow

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