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Named after the fictional land of giants from Gulliver’s Travels, The Brobdingnagian Sports Chair is a five and a half foot tall seating apparatus, featuring over nine square feet of seating space. That’s enough room for at least 6 or 7 midgets. That’s like, 10-12 Verne Troyers. Mini-me, stop humping the giant chair. We do not gnaw on out arm rests. And if you don’t have the Jawa-sized peeps handy needed to fill this chair to capacity, just lounge around... Continue reading

Call them Garden Jawas, garden gnomes or garden dwarves, they’re all garden little people to me. You know how I’m always extremely politically correct. We wouldn’t want any midgets hating on Gearfuse, now would we? Little adorable buggers. As long as it keeps its little hands off my droids, we’re cool.

It’s a common sight at weddings and large family gatherings. The men of the family often dance with one of the younger girls of the family, often times, their own daughter or granddaughter. The girl, being so short, must stand on the man’s feet to keep up with the dance. These Dance Shoes were designed for the classic father / daughter dance team. The Dance Shoes do all the hard work of balancing and take the strain off the child.... Continue reading

While I’m shopping for condoms with my fiancee, I put on a strong front. I make sure to announce in a loud voice that we are looking for the Magnum condoms, even though we need nothing of the sort. Shameful, I know, but hey, I’m a man. This 0.6 inch condom was used to promote safe-sex to young people and apparently midgets and mice. Though it looks like it could serve as awesome revenge for our exes. “Yup, this is... Continue reading