The Real Mickey Mouse is the Epitome of Evil
I wouldn’t have guessed it, but now that I’ve seen the real face of Mickey Mouse, I can’t help but think that he has less than good intentions.
The Only Disney/Marvel Crossover We’re Looking Forward To
Seems like a pretty even fight, right?
Thanks reader Zach for submitting this awesome image. We salute you!
Toys That Make No Sense: Mickey Mouse Tron Toy
OK, I know that Disney released the original Tron film in 1982. And I get that Mickey Mouse is the de facto symbol of the company. But other than that, what the fuck does Mickey and Tron have in common?
Mickey Mouse Photo Frame Begs For Its Own Theme
Who’s the leader of them all?
That’s made for really cheap!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
What costs fifty bucks and is
designed by SEGA Toys?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Altogether now!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
What a joke!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Will leave you broke!
It can carry up to 49 pictures and uses USB!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Tiny screen!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
White, blue and pink!
Don’t forget the AA batteries, kids!