Take that, you rascally rodent. Payback’s a bitch.
Goatse Cookies: The Most Appetizing Thing Ever
They go great with a nice warm glass of 2 girls, 1 cup, if you happen to have them available.
Dramatic Chipmunk Oil Painting Could Be the New Dogs Playing Poker
Call it what you will. A chipmunk, a prairie dog, a walrus. The point is that the damn thing is dramatic. And the drama has now been captured in a hand-painted work of fine art. The 11″ x 13″ print immortalizes the most famous rodent on the web.
For around $39, you can add the Dramatic Chipmunk oil painting into your home’s cultural apex. And if you don’t have a cultural apex, it’s never too late to start one.
2 Girls 1 Cup Skateboard Makes Me Nauseous, Aroused
Anyone who has witnessed the now infamous “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video will never be the same. Trust me, you’ll know what I’m talking about if you’ve seen it or even just heard about it. This vehicle immortalizes the meme through the majesty of skateboard design.
Here is the description from the Flick image:
My son bought a new skateboard at Van’s at the Block of Orange. He thought his mom and dad would not know what the skateboard’s graphic represented. When I saw it I laughed so hard that I ended up snorting. We had to explain 2 Girls 1 Cup to the wife.
Pretty sure I’d steal this board from my kid in a heartbeat. I’d be a pretty awesome dad, other than the fact that I’d steal all of my kid’s cool shit.
I CAN HAZ MAGNETS
Love played out Internet memes? Of course you do! Why not drop your hard earned cash on these LOLmagnets from ThinkGeek? At $20, you’ll only have to take 4 or 5 showers to wash off all the shame you’ll encounter from purchasing these. You’ll get a ridiculous LOLspeak manual and 384 “words” to spell out kooky catch phrases with.
CAN WE HAZ STOOPID MEME END NOW? KTHXBAI.
Rick Roll Cake Continues The Baked Goods Meme
The cake is FAKE! If you’ve never played Portal, you might be a tad bit confused by this reference. Trust me though, it makes sense. What makes even more sense is finding a way to prank your geeky significant other with a Portal / Rick Roll cake.
Every year, the creator of this cake has lovingly designed a new geeky baked good for her boyfriend. This year, she decided to make a Rick Roll-themed cake, but decided to disguise it by placing a Portal cake replica over the Rick Roll-themed cake. You can imagine his surprise when he sits down for his tasty slice of Portal lore, only to discover that, uh oh, he’s been totally RickPwned by the women he loves. And on his birthday no less. Don’t feel too bad. He still got his cake and ate it too. — Andrew Dobrow
Editor’s Note: Why is there a bottle of Elmer’s Glue behind the cake?