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Yangtze Giant Soft-Shell Turtle Would Rather Go Extinct Than Breed

When you’re the last female of your kind and you have three willing males ready to inseminate you with their love seed, isn’t it your obligation to lay at least one of them? Not according to the last female Yangtze giant soft-shell turtle. She’s a stubborn little lard whose vagina is so full of sand, she’d rather face extinction than get laid. Talk about priority issues. Though the fate of the Yangtze giant soft-shell turtle is uncertain, one could always... Continue reading