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Greetings “medicinal” marijuana “patients.” Have you been looking for a better way of ingesting every last puff of “medicine” that escapes your bong? The Bong Mask straps across your face and surrounds your respiratory system with sweet, sweet pain relief. Now all we need is intravenous cookie dough and we’re good to go. Get your own from Thanko for around $85. Link

Hey there, sugar cube. I heard you like horse play so I put a horse on your mask so you can horse around while you horse around. This Horse Head Mask is not only a great Halloween costume, but also makes the greatest gift of all time. It’s creative, unique, strange and everyone wants one as soon as they see it. If that’s not an awesome gift then what is? This mask is so realistic that you’ll be begging for... Continue reading

Let me tell you the fun I would have with this thing if I lived anywhere near a desert. I’d set up shop behind a sand dune on a frequently ridden ATV trail and just wait for the perfect moment to pop-up from my hidden spot, lift my gaderffii above my head and let out my best sand person roar. While I’ve seen literally thousands of Darth Vader and Stormtrooper themed helmets, and even plenty of Yoda-themed headgear, I’m confident... Continue reading

Much like an oft-quoted line from one of my favorite Adam Sandler films: “Get in the Flashk!” Fine, so we didn’t exactly deliver the Flash Mask to you guys at a very convenient time. But hey, you’ll be totally prepared next year. While Steve Jobs might not show you any respect (He’s automatically going to think you’re slow and past your prime. Not saying he’s wrong, but come on). This one-size fits all Flash Mask sells for $25 from 80sTees.... Continue reading

You know how you can use Apple’s Photo Booth app to take some crazy-ass photos of yourself using the various effects? Designer Mark Pernice had the bright idea of creating a mask representing one of the photos taken using Photo Booth and then somehow magically using the app to recompose himself while wearing the mask. Or something like that. I know, it sounds tricky. But let the master himself explain it: Using Apple’s Photo Booth application as inspiration, the idea... Continue reading

I’ve always wondered what sort of insulation the Batsuit is working with. Sure, it has a plethora of gadgets and goodies geared towards fighting the scum of the streets, but does it keep Batman warm on those chilly Gotham nights? I imagine punching a super-villain in the face is much more painful if your hands are freezing cold. The Batman Hoodie allows you to don the identity of the Caped Crusader without revealing your true identity, while keeping your body... Continue reading

No crazy technical knowledge needed. It’s sort of like a software packing jackolantern. So you can tell people you’re a master Photoshop masker, even if you never even touched the actual application. I so know what I’m being for Halloween next year. Link [via]

Contracting the H1N1 swine flu virus seems inevitable. I’m not one to play God, but I like to be in control of all situations. In other words, I’d rather infect myself with the swine flu and know when I’m going to be infected than have the virus spring up on me unawares. The INFLU Mask increases the chance of getting the flu by several hundred percent. The INFLU flu collector mask has a battery driven micro-fan fitted on the inhalation... Continue reading

This might be one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen in my life. Geeky or not, this mask totally looks like something that should be warn by actors at a haunted attraction. Also, perfect bank robbery fodder. Link [via]

When you first receive your Wearable Hummingbird Feeder mask you’re encouraged to leave it out in the wild for awhile so that the birds can get accustomed to the mask before you wear the damn thing on your face. That way, by the time you wear this crazy thing, the birds will be comfortable enough to poke your eyes out or at least slice you with their insanely fast-moving wings. The hummingbirds are encouraged to suck nectar from between your... Continue reading