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We’re not sayin’ the Mario Mushroom was in need of a makeover, but come on, there have been some pretty ugly signs of aging. A little dust around the edges. Over 20 years of power-up work will do that to you. This precious chart features some cutesy-wootsy geeky makeovers for our favorite power-up in the history of gaming. Now Mario can get back to dealing. Link [via; art by My Burning Eyes]

Us geekys boys like to leave a little bit to the imagination. Sure, you can call us teases, but we’re just a little too modest to reveal the whole package all at once. That’s why these Geek Pasties are perfect for covering up our hairy man-nips before revealing the perkiness which hides behind them. Ok, so maybe they aren’t made for us men, but come on, you have to admit, a chubby hairy geek wearing pasties is a funny image, albeit disturbing.... Continue reading

I don’t know about where you’re from, how could I? But I do know that in these parts, winter means frigid temperatures. Jersey gets the best (and worst) of both worlds. Extreme heat and intense cold. The heat part is easy, all I have  to do is walk around naked. It’s the chilliness that starts getting tricky. Out come the layers and bye-bye goes the skin. Unfortunately for Grandma, I have a new pattern I’m going to physically force her... Continue reading