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OMG, LOL and BFF added to OED*

OMG, LOL and BFF added to OED*

The Oxford English Dictionary has added a few new “words” to the list of official words… yep. Continue reading

WTF? LOL! Get Your OMFG Here!

Are you proud of your internet vernacular? Whoever is responsible for this “advertisement,” you have me SMH. While it might be totally SFW, FWIW, this seems like a mighty waste of time. Take that English language! Link [via]

People Lie When They Say They’ve LOL’d and Other Interesting Cellphone Stats

UK phone retailer Right Mobile Phone conducted an interesting survey among their customers and got some intriguing results. According to their survey: 71% say using their favorite song as their alarm clock, versus the system default or no alarm clock at all, made them feel happier that day 80% say not receiving a reply to their text messages makes them feel “negative”, whatever that means 41% said going by one day without getting a text message made them feel unpopular or lonely... Continue reading

Joke of the Year: Microsoft Asks Apple To Be More Open

Aahahahahhsshsghadfhdhskjgaorghia9reygoihjfajowfjvazjsb aahahshdhahahdahahahahaha. Can you believe it? Microsoft, the fuckers who have made Windows forever and never make shit open-source are now calling for Apple to be more “open”. Says Steve Ballmer, douche supreme, says ‘”I agree that no single company can create all the hardware and software. Openness is central because it’s the foundation of choice.”‘ Bahahahahahahaa. Sorry, sorry. I’ll try to maintain composure. It’s important that we al-hahahahaahaha oh man Microsoft is a fucking trip. When will they learn?... Continue reading

Steve Jobs Flips Off IBM (’80s Edition)

Title says it all. Link

Classic IBM Packaging

Here’s a photo of a ledger from the 1984 collection from IBM. Those striking pastels and regal fonts really bring it all together. Look how proud IBM was: “For the introduction of the IBM PC, we designed the packages and software manual, creating, instead of the industry’s usual cheap plastic binders, hard-bound linen covers and slipcovers in pastel colors to stress cultural elegance and personal values.” Personal values? Holy shit, IBM. You just blew my fucking mind. Link

Smilecup

Nothing makes the weekend better than a hot chocolate on a cold night. Keep it cheery with this Smilecup from Studio Psycho. Hit the jump for more smiles.

The History of DRM As Told By Penny Arcade

This made me chuckle quite a bit. Ah, the good times. DRM just plain sucks now. Link

I CAN HAZ MAGNETS

Love played out Internet memes? Of course you do! Why not drop your hard earned cash on these LOLmagnets from ThinkGeek? At $20, you’ll only have to take 4 or 5 showers to wash off all the shame you’ll encounter from purchasing these. You’ll get a ridiculous LOLspeak manual and 384 “words” to spell out kooky catch phrases with. CAN WE HAZ STOOPID MEME END NOW? KTHXBAI. Link

This Is What Happens When You Play Too Much Wii

Yup.