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Edgar Allan Bro

If Poe had lived in modern times, he so would have adopted the bro lifestyle. It just fits in with his party hardy lifestyle. Either that, or he would have been in a mental institution or rehab facility. The Raven might have read instead “So this black bird was tapping on the door of my frat house when me and my brothers were chugging back a few brews, and I totally lit it on fire and farted on it! Yeaaaah,... Continue reading

Better Book Titles Makes Judging Books By Their Covers Okay

Finally, books made to be judged by their covers. Before I had a life or a career, I loved reading. There was nothing I liked better than curling up with a great book. Now, I just don’t know how people find the time. I read for maybe 45 minutes before I go to sleep, but half of that time is spent waking up with my Kindle smashing into my face as I struggle to keep awake. I wish I had... Continue reading

F*ck Me, Ray Bradbury: The Music Video

Perhaps the most literate video you’ll ever fap to, “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury” is the work of Rachel Bloom, also known by her YouTube username racheldoesstuff. Featuring intelligent double entendre, beautiful mammaries and more references to The Halloween Tree than you could shake a fairly weak and fragile stick at, Bloom uses alterna-pop as a launching pad for her literary fetish which can only be fully explored through song. I can’t promise that you’ll ever look at Something Wicked This... Continue reading

Pride and Predjudice and Roundhouse Kicks To Zombies’ Faces

Chuck Norris has nothing on Elizabeth Bennet. Recommended viewing for those of you who loved Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. I’ll tell ya, for how different things were back then, when it came to zombie slaying, those women were pretty uninhibited. Showing her knee and everything? *growl* Link

Android Karenina: The Next Satirical Masterpiece

Quirk Classics, publishers of both Pride andĀ PrejudiceĀ and Zombies, and Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters is getting geared up to release their next satirical work, this time taking aim at Leo Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina with the aptly named Android Karenina. Ben H. Winters retells the classic through the eyes of, well, pretty much a geek. Including plenty of sensual android action. I never actually read Anna Karenina so I literally have no idea how Winters works androids into the literature,... Continue reading

Personal Library Kit: You Can Be A Sexy Librarian Too!

Your friends are always drooling all over your precious book collection, begging to let you borrow just one of your sacred tomes. “No, dude. I already told you. The last time I let you borrow a book I found it in your trash can covered in feces.” And he swears that you never let him borrow the book in the first place. We need proof! The Personal Library Kit provides everything you need to host your own private literature lending... Continue reading

Laptop Literature: The Future Of Books

Once upon a time, there were volumes of bound pages which were called books. People use to read these “books” to gain the knowledge of the world, or even just as a quite night in bed. Ever since the dawning of the Internet age, book reading has taken a sudden nose dive, thanks to the instant gratification of RSS and Wikipedia. Designer Kyle Bean put together a fabrication of what he likes to call “The Future Of Books”, featuring a... Continue reading