They say malt liquor tastes better on the street. I wouldn’t know because I don’t live in a cardboard condominium but I do enjoy my malt liquor. Apparently so do designers Barry Sheehan and Gregor Timlin for their concept of the Shelter Cart in light of Designboom’s mobile living/storage competition.

It’s your standard cart but flip it over and you’ve got yourself a chillin’ bachelor pad. Why stay homeless when you can have the luxuries of life without the bullshit that comes along with paying for utilities and doing your taxes? Invite all the ladies over, but please, no sex in the champagne room. The cart was made to raise awareness about the issue of urban homelessness, not for breeding more hobos. Everyone’s screamin’ for change.

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What do you get when you cross anal rape with liquor? Square One’s Cucumber Vodka is correct.

Why isn’t Cucumber Vodka any good? Because if you use it in a martini, it will suck. If you use it as a shot, it will suck. Caulk shots? They’ll suck too. Everything made with this vodka is bound to suck big time unless you’re letting it soak into a cucumber. That’s probably tasty.

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I must admit, this is one of the most unique ways you could ever consume alcohol. The kit comes with a few caulk cartridges and a gelatin substance. Mix your boiling water with the flavored gelatin, add hard liquor, insert into the cartridges and play the waiting game. Eight hours later, you have a concoction similar to that of the infamous Jello shot that can be pumped into party goer’s mouths with a caulk gun. It’s no Tequila Gun but it gets the job done.

Watch the video to the end to see a chick put it in her mouth and take one for the team. Priceless.

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I’m a huge whiskey and scotch drinker, so when I heard that using non-spherical ice cubes in your glass causes the liquor to become watered down easily, I immediately snapped into action. I found out that Taisin, a relatively unheard-of Japanese company, has a device that forms ice into perfect spheres, creating a better surface-area/volume ratio.

Dubbed The Ice Mold, you can score the brass contraption in 50, 65, 70 and 80mm sizes. It can crank them out pretty quickly too, meaning your dinner party won’t suck as much this time around. If your hands get cold after making a few ice balls, you can always use your USB Hand Warmer to bring back the heat.

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