Don’t fuck around on the green? Want to show that prick in accounting that you really mean business? Then stop playing with your cock and head over to Bad Ass Golf Carts. For $12,000 to $18,000, you can own a golf cart that’s more equipped for a trek across the Sahara rather than teeing off.

There’s several choices available. Need seating? Grab a limo that seats six. Consider yourself the greatest American to ever live? Grab the Hummer model. Now if only you could get a little nitrous going on these bad boys…

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A nightclub on wheels should be no surprise in the day of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Laziness in return for luxury is becoming the norm around the A-List teeny-boppers, and a Hummer night club couldn’t make that any clearer unless then Hummer fell flat on your head (which would also hurt pretty bad).

The Triple Axle 8 Wheel Hummer is packed with two compete VIP lounges, dance floors and disco balls, gullwing doors, and a Level 5 sound system capable of bouncing the Hummer up and down like some hydrolyzed Celica. For £350 ($700) an hour, it’s no cheap ride, but it might be worth not losing your buzz as you drive from club to club. Take the jump for interior shots. (more…)

I don’t think anyone (except maybe the designer of this car) has ever said to themselves “Ya know, I would really love a Strech Mini Cooper Limo with a built-in swimming pool”. But then again, people have said crazier. The Mini Cooper S Limo was designed by a specialist coach builder in Los Angeles (where else?) and is being nicknamed the Mini XXL for obvious reasons.

In addition to containing a built-in swimming pool, the 6-meter long XXL features a retractable flat screen TV, a DVD Player, CD and radio, air conditioning, first class leather and a telephone to talk to the driver from the rear. There’s no mention of the XXL containing an engine, but we’re guessing that’s included too. Why go on vacation when you have a Mini Cooper?

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