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A new technology has emerged that’s bound to change the way we view trashy women forever. Designed for only the most aristocratic tramps around, the Swarovski contact lens is the most absurd invention of the 21st Century. Imagine a pair of contact lenses with tacky Swarovski crystals embedded in them. Seems like an invention right out of Long Island, right? Wrong! These were actually designed by a woman in India and have been christened with the name of “Sparkle.” And... Continue reading

Eyeglasses have a funny little way of getting annoyingly distracting scratches right in your line of sight. Not only that, but you have to carry them around in big clunky cases that scratch the glasses even more than having them roam free. The Optigami glasses by RKS Design is an ingenious concept that makes glasses not only portable, but protected by their own shell. When the glasses are folded, they create their own case, which can be easily thrown into... Continue reading