Gearfuse

It might seem like some sort of lazy fantasy, but a Japanese astronaut recently tested out a pair of J-Wear anti-bacterial, flame retardant, antistatic, and water-absorbent briefs which are supposedly wearable for weeks at a time.

Astronaut Koichi Wakata says he wore the panties for about a month and received nary a complaint. That’s great that they can use them in space, but when will they be available for more practical use, such as playing WoW for weeks at a time without changing my clothes (I’m pictured above after one of my WoW marathons. Warcraft is great for my tight abs.)

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Spotted in Seattle, this ingenious woman pushes her baby stroller while cruising around on her Segway. Talk about laziness. And by the looks of her, she could afford to work some of that junk in her trunk off.

That can’t be safe for the kid either. One foul curve on a hill, and that baby goes squish. She wins the lazy bitch of the year award. — Andrew Dobrow

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What’s the point of calling your Mommy if you live in the same house? There are two reasons, actually.

1. Laziness
2. It’s free and it’s Skype

On May 13th, which is Mother’s Day if you don’t remember (you ungrateful prick), Skype is offering free phone calls to Moms around the globe. Will yours be one of them? — Andrew Dobrow

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Some people are just so lazy that they put their laziness to good use and create something like the Armchair Cruiser, an environment-friendly, no fuel cost, and COMFORTABLE ride. It isn’t quite street legal, but it sure does look like a blast to ride, or at least to sit on. The Armchair Cruiser is being coined as a “FTOV” or a Free To Operate Vehicle. None of the core technology has been revealed other than the fact that it has something to do with solar power. From the looks of it on the site, the Cruiser is totally customizable to fit your personality. Only in America would you see something like this. More pictures of constructive laziness after the jump.

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