This is how you do it in the Marines. You take an AR-15 automatic rifle, slap on a chainsaw and boom, you have a replica of the Lancer from Gears of War. Sure, you can’t chop people up with it (legally), but what’s to stop you from going apeshit on a cactus out in the Nevada desert? My thoughts exactly.
Gamers looking for the ultimate pre-order package should look no further than Gears of War 2. If you head on over to Amazon and pre-order soon, you’ll score a life-size replica of the Lancer weapon, complete with blood-stained blade and all. Pull the trigger and you’ll hear sounds and the gun will vibrate. Just like being 8-years-old all over again.
Of course, this bit of awesomeness isn’t coming cheap. Plunk down $210 on Gears of War 2 and you’ll score both a copy of the game and a Lancer. Wait a few weeks and you’ll be able to scoop up the Lancer sans game for a mere $140. All you need now is to threaten your wife’s vagina with this thing and the sex will just keep on cummin’.
