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Clearly not for the ardent audiophile, these CATBUD headphones, while likely not offering crystal clear sound, will make you look a little like a kitty cat thanks to the furry ears attached to the set.
If you get really bored on Halloween and find yourself in need of some sort of distraction from all of the greedy candy obsessed kids, just pop the buds in your ears and sail away to the sweet sounds of CAT Stevens. Get it? Get it? Grab your own pair for around $40.
If your pussy is like mine, all dried up and withered away with boredom and fatigue, you could dupe it into sitting in a tank, airplane or firetruck to look cute for 8 seconds. Your pussy will put out fires, fight wars and even soar the skies. You can dupe your pussy into doing anything if you can get it to sit in a tank.
The cardboard playhouses takes some effort to put together but it’s nothing you and your pussy can’t handle. For $30, your pussy will either thank you for it or bite your dick off.
We don’t think your boss would go for it in your work cubicle, but the Kit In Box is a cute little addition to your home office, as long as you keep the litter box on the other side of your home. Instead of a constant stream of incoming papers to your In Box, your work is replaced by your kitty. This way you can keep a constant eye on your cat, making sure she doesn’t escape.
Frankly, some cats are a real pain in the ass when it comes to working from home. Say your typing an important e-mail, when all of a sudden your cat attacks your mouse and keyboard, either typing a paragraph of nonsense or deleting the e-mail completely. For those moments, we want a Kit Out Box. — Andrew Dobrow
If you have a un-spayed female cat, the last thing you’re going to want to do is let it outdoors while they’re in heat (unless you don’t mind your cat being a dirty little whore). So there are a few solutions. One, you can cover your current catflap with planks of wood, but risk the chance that meth-addicts think your home is an abandoned meth lab. Two, you can use RFID technology to keep your puss ‘n boots on house arrest.
The Catflap uses RFID tags to only allow access to the flap at pre-programmed times, so you can keep a personal view on your cats social life. If your kitty is really ugly, you can most likely trust her on her own. But we’re talking mutation ugly. — Andrew Dobrow
DO NOT WANT! Ok, maybe we do want. This recycled computer monitor has been made into a little bachelor pad for kitty. An old mouse has even been made into a new mouse, as a rodent cat toy.
We don’t know where kitty stashes his cat nip now, and we don’t want to know. At least he’ll have his own little spot to do all of the things that cats love to do. Like, licking themselves, sleeping, and, uh…licking themselves. — Andrew Dobrow
