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See, what what George Lucas forgot to tell us was that everything in this galaxy far, far away was actually miniaturized. The Empire seems a lot less frightening now, doesn’t it? Although I’d still watch out for those lightsabers. They can probably cause some serious burns. In this rare photographic shot of Darth in all of his miniature glory, you can clearly see his mount happens to be a harmless, distractible, charging kitty… probably de-clawed. Come on, Darth man, you’re killin’ us!... Continue reading

Litter boxes are only one of the many reasons I hate cats and love to watch them be tortured, but it has to be one of the biggest reasons. The idea of a designated area for my cat to shit in my house disgusts me. The potential for bacteria spreading is just too high, not too mention the smell is horrendous, no matter how deluded you happen to be by kitty litter ads guaranteeing a fresh scent. It’s shit… it’s... Continue reading

Have you held off from buying a cat because you don’t know where you’d be able to fit one in with all of those damn gold bars you have piled around your home? Cats4Gold is the service for you. Melting down your gold into 100% pure feline. They can haz ur gold? Link [via]

Clearly not for the ardent audiophile, these CATBUD headphones, while likely not offering crystal clear sound, will make you look a little like a kitty cat thanks to the furry ears attached to the set. If you get really bored on Halloween and find yourself in need of some sort of distraction from all of the greedy candy obsessed kids, just pop the buds in your ears and sail away to the sweet sounds of CAT Stevens. Get it? Get... Continue reading

If your pussy is like mine, all dried up and withered away with boredom and fatigue, you could dupe it into sitting in a tank, airplane or firetruck to look cute for 8 seconds. Your pussy will put out fires, fight wars and even soar the skies. You can dupe your pussy into doing anything if you can get it to sit in a tank. The cardboard playhouses takes some effort to put together but it’s nothing you and your... Continue reading

We don’t think your boss would go for it in your work cubicle, but the Kit In Box is a cute little addition to your home office, as long as you keep the litter box on the other side of your home. Instead of a constant stream of incoming papers to your In Box, your work is replaced by your kitty. This way you can keep a constant eye on your cat, making sure she doesn’t escape. Frankly, some cats... Continue reading

If you have a un-spayed female cat, the last thing you’re going to want to do is let it outdoors while they’re in heat (unless you don’t mind your cat being a dirty little whore). So there are a few solutions. One, you can cover your current catflap with planks of wood, but risk the chance that meth-addicts think your home is an abandoned meth lab. Two, you can use RFID technology to keep your puss ‘n boots on house... Continue reading

DO NOT WANT! Ok, maybe we do want. This recycled computer monitor has been made into a little bachelor pad for kitty. An old mouse has even been made into a new mouse, as a rodent cat toy. We don’t know where kitty stashes his cat nip now, and we don’t want to know. At least he’ll have his own little spot to do all of the things that cats love to do. Like, licking themselves, sleeping, and, uh…licking themselves.... Continue reading